I refer to the brand new 8 Oz Burger on Broadway and Union.
I am a cheeseburger man, through and through. I loveeeeee love love love a good cheeseburger. Nothing like it. Dope cheese, good veggies, awesome beef.
And perhaps the most important thing, or one of the most important things, is the onion rings. Stout battered onion rings. Shit yeah.
I cannot respect a burger place unless they take the whole damn thing seriously. Because, frankly, even if I love your burger, I'm not going to love your joint unless you got some dope fries or onion rings for me. And some places really get lazy with their onion rings (I'm callin' you out, Lil Woody's). Don't give me your damn frozen onion rings! TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY, SON!
How dare you charge me $6 for a basket of these!:
We've all had onion rings like these. We can all taste their mediocrity as we look at this photo. Don't go there, son. Back off, bro. Don't do this to me!
And thank goodness, 8 oz. burger takes its onion rings seriously.
God bless America.
God bless 8 oz. burger.
I hope to eat there again soon. Especially because Oprah called their short rib grilled cheese one of here favorite things of 2011. I hope to try it soon!
Because I had just about had it with all of this Blue Moon, Lil Woody's, Deluxe bologna.
I NEED GOURMET BURGERS IN MY LIFE!
A bit spendy. But worth it.
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