Morningsnax

Guys, there is something in my mouth RIGHT NOW.  Whenever I bring a sandwich to work I can't help but eat it before standard lunch time.  I do so somewhat secretively, holding my sweet samu underneath my desk and taking quick furtive bites, because I feel that there is some shame in eating a cheese sandwich in the morning.  

Anyhow, all of the following have already been in my nom hole today.  In reverse chronological order:

Patented mimi sandwich, consisting of
1. Dave's Blue's Bread
2. MiracleWhip 
3. Beaver Sweet'n'Hot 'stard
4. Four slices of tomato
5. Four leaves of fresh basil (best part)
6. Overlapping tiles of Tilamook Extra Sharp Cheddar (other best part)

One Reese's Peanut Butter Cup (swiped from receptionist Halloween candy bowl)

One cup office coffee (Starbucks Sumatra Roast)

Several Fig Newtons (Whole Grain)


Second toothpaste (to cleanse coffeemouth)

One bowl Cheerios (half plain Cherrios, half Honey Nut, because we have both and why the hell not)

Two cups home coffee (Yuban with cinnamon)

First toothpaste (to cleanse sleepmouth)

... and the day is young!