You are embarking upon a journey into the history, the very annals of my mouth. Call it my head cavity. My vortex of fatty fat. This will be like a reverse waterslide. All the stuff that went down is going to come back up. But when you travel through time something is destined to go wrong. In this instance, the instance of the reverse waterslide, all the things that used to be in my mouth will emerge deformed, half-digested and sizzling. Well, without further ado, I will now inaugurate my new blog with a reverse timeline of what I spent today chunkifying. Here is the glorious list; I hold myself alone accountable:
- water
- Mounds Candy Bar
- McDonald's Original Crispy Chicken Sandwich.
- Glutinous Rice and Pla Rad Prik remnants (I'll explain later)
- Tea-Green w/Lemon and then just Lemon
- Two Bananas
- Strawberry Yogurt
- Toothpaste and Water
Well there you have it folks. Mull away. I leave you with a lovely pair. Think of them as egg sacks spawning over and over again in my belly pit!
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